Dress Up! [Sollux x Child!Reader x Karkat] Part 1

This was absolutely stupid. What did the two of them get themselves into? Seriously?

Sollux and Karkat sat at a small table fit for a child. Which being because they were looking after one, or 'babysitting' as the humans seemed to call it. They sat there with very unpleasant looks on their faces. Most of all Karkat though. Letting the little girl mess with their hair as she enjoyed herself. While they were dressed up in frilly dresses.

How did this happen?
Who knows.
How about a flashback?

~Flashback!~

"Sollux I need you, and Karkat to watch {Name} for me. I'm going out with Rose later tonight, and she won't be coming with us. So will you please look after her for me?" Kanaya asked as she stood in front of him waiting for a answer.

The bi-polar troll looked to the other. What? She wanted Karkat and him to look after her daughter. There was no way either of them were going to do that. They didn't know how to take care of a child. Let alone a wiggler. Both wigglers and children were very different in caring for.

"What? Can't you get thomeone elthe to do it?" Sollux questioned.

Kanaya shook her head. "I have already asked everyone else." She replied. "They all are already busy for the night. You two are my only choice that is left. Though you aren't the first I would pick, but you will work."

Sollux frowned some, "What'th that thuppothe to mean?"

"Nothing. Now will you please? I'll do anything I can to re-pay you back. {Name} is quiet good at taking care of herself for the most part, but if anything does happen. I wanted someone to be there." Kanaya added.

"I'm not tho thure Kanaya." Sollux hesitated a bit.

Kanaya looked him right in the eyes. Suddenly seeming very dark.

"I don't have to bring my chainsaw into this do I?" She asked, and raised a brow.

Even though Sollux could have used his telekinesis on here if anything happened. The thought of Kanaya bringing out her chainsaw was scary even. She wasn't afraid to hurt anyone with it if she needed to. Though she used it as a way to get people to do what she wanted, and she was quiet pleased with it.

"Okay, Okay fine. We'll watch {Name} for you. Just please don't go killing Karkat or me." Sollux said.

Kanaya just gave a small smile to him, "Thank you. I appreciate it Sollux."

Soon then Kanaya had left, and Sollux and Karkat where now stuck looking after {Name}. This certainly wasn't going to make Karkat happy, and he knew it would be a long night to.

~End of Flashback~

Karkat sat in the small chair, letting {Name} mess will his hair. Combing it, and styling it up. Putting clips here and there, until she seemed it was perfect enough.

"This is all your fault Sollux." Karkat muttered. Giving a glare to the troll next to him.

Sollux rolled his eyes slightly. Looking back to him, as he was only given a cold stare from Karkat.

"It wath either do thith, or come face to face with Kanaya's chainthaw." Sollux said.

"You know if she did do anything you could have used you damn teleka what's it, and just stop her." Karkat exclaimed.

You looked to Karkat as he had said "damn". As a five year old you didn't really know what that meant. But you knew that it was a word you weren't allowed to say. Sollux had noticed you heard him, and spoke up before you could say anything to it.

"KK pleathe. Thtop using thuch wordth in front of {Name}."

Karkat looked beside him seeing you just stand there. Without saying a word at all. For a moment he forgot you where right there. But what the hell did he care. It's not like you wouldn't use words like that when you got older.

"Like I really give a fuck. Seriously." Karkat said. Crossing his arms over his chest, and moved his gaze back to Sollux.

"Ooooo~! Karkat said a bad word!" You said. Pointing at the Cancer troll. "Mommy says that's not allowed. Now you have to put something in the swear jar."

Karkat looked back to you. Were you really going to make him do that? Seriously? Well of course you were.

"You have got to be kidding me. Really?" He asked, and you gave a nod. "No I'm not doing it."

"But you swore! Mommy says if you ever swear that you have to put something in the swear jar." You huffed. Stomping your little foot down. Crossing your arms over your chest. Giving Karkat a stern look.

The next couple of minutes the both of you spent your time bickering back and forth. You trying to get Karkat to put something in the swear jar, and him refusing to do it at all. In the end you ended up winning after you started to scream like the child you were. Proudly you smiled winning, and walked off putting the swear jar back where it belonged.

"Now if you swear again, you'll have to put something in the jar again." You said acting serious.

Karkat rolled his eyes at you. "Yeah whatever." Sollux sat there watching the two of you in amusement.

"What's that look for?" Karkat narrowed his eyes looking to him.

"Oh nothing at all." Sollux replied.

This certainly was going to be a long night after all.